"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
One of the BEST lines of the season.
what if you died and the last thing you did was make someone feel bad about themselves
Thank you for posting this.
I always have to remind myself about this… The wait will be worth it.
P!nk - Over The Rainbow (Live at the Oscars)
When my daughter was two days old and just pissed off cause she was wet I put this on. She immediately stopped crying, she still does that now if she hears this or pretty much any other song sung by P!nk. Not that she cries much. But when she does P!nk calms her.
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
This is accurate.
Not always though? I’ve been in the first relationship.
It’s why I don’t really date gamers anymore
At least not guys who refer to themselves as gamers
I just need to realize that sometimes going over and above and doing everything to make someone Happy and realize their mistakes isnt even worth it.
Even though things are better.
I need to just shut my emotions off for a while, not with my little girl, but everyone else.
Wish me luck